Poop Soap, Gag Gift, April Fools Day Gift, Fuuny Gift, Dog Poop

$8.00


★Doggie Poop Soap★

This bar of soap is so hilarious! It looks so real (but smells great though. lol ). It makes a funny gag gift!

These soaps are handmade by me with premium natural glycerin soap base that is free of irritants Sodium Lauryl Sulfate (SLES) and Sodium Laureth Sulfate (SLS). They are 100% parabens free, detergent free, sulfates free and animal cruelty free. These soaps can be used by those with sensitive skin.

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Each soap weighs about 3.5 oz
Each soap measures about 3.5 x 3.5 x 1 inches
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One order comes with one bar of soap.

I do custom orders for events, parties, wedding favors and wholesales. Please feel free to contact me for more informations!


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Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Safflower Oil, Glycerine (kosher, of vegetable origin), Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide (saponifying agent), Sorbitol, Propylene Glycol (made from vegetable glycerine), Sorbitan Oleate (emulsifier), Oat Protein, Titanium Dioxide (mineral whitener used in opaque soap), Soap Fragrance Oil, Soap Colorant.
Soap scents may vary. Please leave me a note if you'd like to order the soaps with less fragrance or unscented or no color. If you prefer to custom your scents, color and soap design, please leave me a message with details and I will set up a custom listing for you.

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Shipping is via USPS. For your convenience, I always combine shipping charges on multiple items. Shipping overages will be refunded back to you once your items are packed and ready to ship.
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*Remember soaps do not last. They may lose their scent and may dry out and fade in color after 6 months to a year. Sweating will sometime occur in high humid areas. This is normal process and a sign of good soap. It is still totally safe to use. Some of my customers like to display the soaps before use. To get rid of the “sweats” when it happens, place the soap in sun until water beads evaporate or dab lightly with a tissue.
*For a longer lasting bar, allow the bar to air dry in-between uses.
*Since the soaps are preservative-free, they can melt when it sits in your mailbox or car for several hours in hot summers. These soaps melt at temperatures above 120 degrees. Please consider the temperature conditions when you purchase the soaps in hot days.

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Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-3 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • Canada : 2 - 8 weeks
  • North America : 2 - 10 business days
  • Europe : 2 - 8 weeks
  • Australia, New Zealand and Oceania : 3 - 8 weeks
  • Asia Pacific : 3 - 8 weeks

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Frequently Asked Questions

Return, Exchange and Cancellation details

Due to the nature of my items, I cannot accept returns. Please be sure to read the details of the listing (weight, size, etc). It's up to you to check out all the info provided. I put everything possible so you can make an informed purchase.
If you are not happy with your purchase, send me a convo within 7 days of receiving your package & I will do my best to help! Please contact me before leaving feedback since there's nothing I can do about an issue unless you give me the opportunity to know about it and make it better!
Regular orders can be cancelled before it's being created. Otherwise, once an order is being prepared for shipment, it cannot be cancelled. Custom orders cannot be cancelled.

Wholesale

I do not offer wholesale pricing including subscription boxes. I also do not offer private label at this time. Each item at my shop is freshly handmade by myself. I don’t mass produce. Each item takes a great deal of time and effort. The prices listed at my shop are fair cost when that is taken into consideration. I may offer 10% - 20% discount for some items if you order large quantity.
For Bloggers/Youtubers/Instagrammers/Charities/Events:
Please note that I do not provide free products or sponsorship for blogs, events, reviews, or giveaways.

When will my item ship?

Production time for your purchase depends on each item and can be found on the listing purchased or you can check your receipt and/or orders tab on Etsy for your estimated ship date.
Upgrading to USPS Priority shipping only speeds up the delivery time via USPS, it does not speed up the production time.
If you chose USPS Priority Express and it doesn't arrive in time, you will have to take it up with the USPS to work out their guarantee delivery promises.
Please always include your full name for shipping, not having it with your order will resulted in a delay of your package going in the mail.

Will my package arrive in time?

Once your package has been received by our local post office I no longer have control of the delivery of the package. I always stick to the ship by date on your order unless we’ve discussed by convo about custom orders, large quantity orders or an unexpected delay. I do not guarantee delivery dates and I’m not responsible for delayed packages. MidoriHandmadeGoods will not issue any refunds due to postal delays.

Shipping address

Orders will ship to the address you provide when you place your order. Please double check the address you have on file with Etsy. If you have provided an incorrect address and your order has not shipped, please contact me asap and I can change it. If your order has already shipped to an incorrect address and is return to me, I’m not responsible and will refund the item price MINUS the cost of shipping. You will be responsible to pay the shipping cost.
For MULTIPLE ORDERS: If you place multiple separate orders to the same address, I will attempt to ship them all together in one package. I will also refund for the difference in shipping cost.

Shipping problems

Returned to me due to DAMAGE
If your package incurred postal damage(and had the proper full name and verified address) and returns back to me, I will put it back in the mail to you at my expense.
Lost Package?
If you believe your package has been lost in the mail I require a 21-day wait period before a replacement or a refund will be issued. In the meantime please feel free to contact me so I can assist you in dealing with USPS customer service.
Stolen Package?
If you believe your package has been stolen; please first, file a police report and a claim with USPS. I do not issue refunds for any packages marked delivered by USPS.

Things about the soaps

Remember soaps do not last. They may lose their scent and dry out and fade in color after 6 months to a year. Sweating will sometime occur in high humid areas and with fast temperature fluctuations. This is normal process and a sign of good soap. It does not affect the condition or usability of the soaps. To get rid of the “sweats” when it happens, place the soap in sun until water beads evaporate, or dab lightly with a tissue, or rinse it with water.
For a longer lasting bar, allow the bar to air dry in-between uses.
Each item is created by my own hands in my soap studio, so no two items are identical. Please allow for slight variances from what is shown in photos. Please understand that sometimes soap bag/box may have a different design.

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